Toxie. The man. The myth. The MASTICATOR.
Toxie doesn't like you. Toxie doesn't like anything.
Toxie is a 27 year-old male human living in Pennsylvania. He rarely leaves his cave and is so pale he glows. He has been described as "troll-like, surly, and cantankerous" by most that have met him. Toxie tastes of sarcasm and candy, though nobody is sure what kind, as to sample his flavor is to die.
Toxie writes the drunken rants in Toxie's Soapbox. He also thinks that you're stupid and that hat looks terrible on you.
