The Cynic’s Cache

Write this down if you need to, it might come in handy.

Next time you hear somebody ranting and raving about blacks getting the shafted on everything, blacks getting discriminated against, and blacks being kept down by “the Man,” do me a favor and kick them in the teeth.

We just elected a black man for president. For the first time in American history, a black man (I will not use that ridiculous phrase “African-American”) has gotten elected president. Black. In a nation historically led by old rich white guys. In a nation with an unpleasant history of fucking over every minority imaginable, we now have a president that comes from a race formerly oppressed. Really, does it get much more “equal” than that?

I don’t give a damn what color they are or if they’re even human. If they’re spouting off garbage about how poorly we treat black people, they’re either fools or snakes with agendas.

Isn’t it about time we dropped this racial insanity and started unfucking American society? Did you ever wonder that racial problems might stem from treating black people and white people as if they were separate subspecies of human? Now that we’re going to have a president with dark skin, I hope we can quit bickering about it and get something done right for a change.