<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?>
<rss version="2.0"
	xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/"
	xmlns:wfw="http://wellformedweb.org/CommentAPI/"
	xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/"
	xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"
	xmlns:sy="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/syndication/"
	xmlns:slash="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/slash/"
	>

<channel>
	<title>The Cynic's Cache</title>
	<atom:link href="http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" />
	<link>http://www.cynicscache.com</link>
	<description>Toxie hates everything.  Yes, that means you.</description>
	<lastBuildDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:30:59 +0000</lastBuildDate>
	<generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.1</generator>
	<language>en</language>
	<sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod>
	<sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency>
			<item>
		<title>Fuzz, Part 1</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=88</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=88#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2010 04:30:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=88</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I forget exactly when this happened, though due to the nature of the memories, I can assume that it was late winter, either 2003 or 2004.  The memory is fuzzy, thanks to an unhealthy mix of fatigue from poor sleep, being overworked, and relying on stimulants to keep moving.
I was driving home from work after [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=88</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>I Will Not Be Fat</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=86</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=86#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 03:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Uncategorized]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=86</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[We live in an age of expanding waistlines.  We live in an age of sedentary jobs, fast food, and easy lives.  We live in an age of laziness.  We live in an age where labor has become an indicator of social status.
Those that actually get up to do things have become reviled.  Hated.  Outcast.  Weight [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=86</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Memories, Part 2</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=77</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=77#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 07 Jul 2009 06:04:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Review Pit]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=77</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Among the many memories I have been digging up lately, some of them involve things that seem strange and unreal in retrospect.  A lot of them are actions done or things said that had me lapse into a moment of stunned disbelief.
This particular article was intended to be longer, but I find that the [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=77</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Pain is Good for Children</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=73</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=73#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 May 2009 02:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=73</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[While thinking about my childhood, and writing about it, a lot of memories have come up.  Not all of them are bad, of course, some of them even very good.  Interestingly enough, some of my fondest memories have involved some of the bloodiest injuries I had had picked up.
There were at least three times that [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=73</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Memories Part 1 &#8211; It Begins</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=68</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=68#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 03:21:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=68</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I often do my best to forget about my childhood.  It is filled with many very painful memories that, over the years, I have done my best to forget.  I intend on letting them out of my head, as I often feel like they need to escape.  This one, in particular, is likely to be [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=68</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>11</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Memories Part 0 &#8211; Introduction</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=62</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=62#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 May 2009 03:04:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=62</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Lately, I have had a lot on my mind.  These are things that I have avoided writing about for years, as I have trouble even thinking about them.  I think it is finally time to let these things out of my head, as I doubt they will be getting out otherwise.
This will likely be divided [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=62</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Radio Silence</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=60</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=60#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jan 2009 05:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=60</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[So, lately, I&#8217;ve been really damn lazy about writing.  Well, everything other than getting up and going to work every day.  Some folk know that I&#8217;ve been working on a few other things, but it seems that stuff wasn&#8217;t quite up to par either.  There are reasons, apparently.
I saw my doctor yesterday [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=60</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Unplug Yourself</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=55</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=55#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Dec 2008 04:42:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=55</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The next time you complain about not having enough time, ask yourself one question: Do I own a television?
If the answer is yes, ask yourself: Do I have cable (satellite counts)?
If the answer is yes, ask yourself: Do I watch television at least four days a week?
If you answered yes to all three, never complain [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=55</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>That Weight Thing</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=53</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=53#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 22:55:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=53</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Of all the things that I have been yelled at by women over, my attitude toward weight seems to be the most common. Which confuses me, I don&#8217;t see where the problem is.
First things first, one thing I get accused of is hating fat people. This is untrue, a lot of my closest friends are [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=53</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
		</item>
		<item>
		<title>Do Me a Favor</title>
		<link>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=50</link>
		<comments>http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=50#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Nov 2008 05:29:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Toxie</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Toxie World]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Toxie's Soapbox]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.cynicscache.com/?p=50</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Write this down if you need to, it might come in handy.
Next time you hear somebody ranting and raving about blacks getting the shafted on everything, blacks getting discriminated against, and blacks being kept down by &#8220;the Man,&#8221; do me a favor and kick them in the teeth.
We just elected a black man for president. [...]]]></description>
		<wfw:commentRss>http://www.cynicscache.com/?feed=rss2&amp;p=50</wfw:commentRss>
		<slash:comments>2</slash:comments>
		</item>
	</channel>
</rss>
